Instructions for the British People During The Emergency

Instructions for the British People During The Emergency

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Released June 11, 2020
ISBN 9781529411942

£12.99

An indispensable handbook to see the nation through lockdown, breakdown and meltdown.


As Britain enters a period of tremendous upheaval, your government has requested that everyone immediately undertake a series of life-style changes that may test the nation's resolve.


Most of it is simple common-sense, but common-sense may be new to you, especially if you are young, wistful or an imbecile.


Indeed, it should be noted that much of what is to come in the weeks and months (and months) ahead will be new to us all. But let us remember that, not so long ago, the same was true of pesto.


We must not lose heart. With stoicism, courage and a substantial supply of alcoholic fortification, we will pull through this together and emerge from it a stronger (or weaker but more experienced) nation.


Sir Clement Apricot-Wilson,
Permanent Secretary
The Department of Unforeseen Circumstances

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Jason Hazeley

Jason Hazeley is the co-writer of The Framley Examiner and the best-selling Bollocks to Alton Towers.

Along with Joel Morris, he has written for a frankly stupid number of radio and TV comedy shows including Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe. He divides his time between London and the pub.

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Nico Tatarowicz is a comedy writer, actor, podcaster and musician, who has worked on the BAFTA-award-winning The Armstrong & Miller Show, Murder In Successville, Crackanory and Very Important People.

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Signed by both authors


Professionally Packed

All of our books that a have dust wrapper are covered in clear protective, removable film and are packed professionally in bubble wrap and a box for shipping so that they reach you in perfect condition.